Types of kisses and their meaning

little-things-count-the-most:

toujiii:

Forehead: Friendship
Closed Eyelids: Thankfulness
Tip of nose: Good luck
Cheek: Happy to see you
Lips: Love
Earlobe/Neck: “I want you” , Lust, Desire
Top of hand: Respect, loyalty
Computer screen: I love you but I can’t ever have you (because you’re not real) 

that last one though

thegodofmischiefmanaged:

kawaiirubbish:

kawaiisquad:

Man what would happen if we took every criminal and threw them on a continent and just let them have at it for like 50 years? What would they even say when we came back?

probably “g’day mate!”

it’s funny because that’s the actual history of australia

within-the-seahorses-belly:

Do you ever watch a film and there’s an unexpected hot guy and just

deansass:

But what if one day you walk into your room after a long tiring day and you want to break down and cry but there’s this handsome guy lying on your bed and smiling at you gently and you want to freak out but he looks so kind and familiar and you ask “who are you?” And he says, “why, I’m your computer” and he hugs you and says “I know all your dark little secrets, and I’m here to make you feel better”

like why can’t we have that